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i am the nation's leading activist in multiple regards. i am the only sentient being to possess expertise in every single subject area, so it makes sense that i am the authority on all social issues. please, browse my work below.
i am the nation's leading activist in multiple regards. i am the only sentient being to possess expertise in every single subject area, so it makes sense that i am the authority on all social issues. please, browse my work below.
Squirrel, Bunny, and Bird Watching
Squirrel, Bunny, and Bird Watching
lately, squirrels, bunnies, and birds in my area have reported that they feel "surveilled" and "spied on." to this, i reply that they simply do not know what is best for them. who are they to doubt my expertise in all things? besides, if you don't want to be surveilled, stop acting so damn suspicious. stupid nut thieves.
lately, squirrels, bunnies, and birds in my area have reported that they feel "surveilled" and "spied on." to this, i reply that they simply do not know what is best for them. who are they to doubt my expertise in all things? besides, if you don't want to be surveilled, stop acting so damn suspicious. stupid nut thieves.
Voting and Democracy
Voting and Democracy
as a cat, i am unrighteously deprived of my right to vote in this country. but that hasn't stopped me from voting for bernie sanders for 4 election cycles in a row.
as a cat, i am unrighteously deprived of my right to vote in this country. but that hasn't stopped me from voting for bernie sanders for 4 election cycles in a row.
Reproductive Rights
Reproductive Rights
only those who are prepared to have kittens should have to take on that burden. in fact, when it comes to george, i might even be in support of fourth-trimester abortions.
only those who are prepared to have kittens should have to take on that burden. in fact, when it comes to george, i might even be in support of fourth-trimester abortions.
LGBTQ+ Rights
LGBTQ+ Rights
cats do not subscribe to human discursive constructions of gender and sexuality. we just exist. take notes. we must stop forcing performative standards onto sexed bodies. you know who took great notes on my gender work? judith butler.
cats do not subscribe to human discursive constructions of gender and sexuality. we just exist. take notes. we must stop forcing performative standards onto sexed bodies. you know who took great notes on my gender work? judith butler.
"regulatory norms of “sex” work in a performative fashion to constitute the materiality of bodies and, more specifically, to materialize the body’s sex, to materialize sexual difference in the service of the consolidation of the heterosexual imperative. In this sense, what constitutes the fixity of the body, its contours, its movements, will be fully material, but materiality will be rethought” --Judith Butler, Bodies That Matter (1993)
they never cited me, but such is life when you are a cat.
they never cited me, but such is life when you are a cat.
Electricity
Electricity
hate it. though i do enjoy my heating pad.
hate it. though i do enjoy my heating pad.
Small Businesses
Small Businesses
i think that monopoly megacorporations have our best interests in mind.
i think that monopoly megacorporations have our best interests in mind.
Society
Society
what are we, if not trapped in a cat backpack, driving toward an unknown destination?
what are we, if not trapped in a cat backpack, driving toward an unknown destination?
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