This is a portrait of me, a short-haired gray cat, in my bright pink collar. I am squinting against the bright sun and sitting on a wooden table outside. My collar has an airtag on it so i never get lost.

Rungus
Cat
Swarthmore College

hello, and welcome to my website. my name is rungus, and i am a cat. i bravely live at swarthmore college, my alma mater, where i graduated with highest honors with a bachelor of arts in sociology and anthropology. i continued my education at whiskers university, where i recieved my master's degree in feline anthropology and a phd in intersectional constructions of witching and screaming.

now, i am proud to be the founder and ceo of Rungus Weekly newsletter, the world's only news source.

Me sitting in a box next to a big window. The box says "mysterious box of mystery: small" on the side in blue with a bunch of question marks around. how mysterious indeed.

About Me

i grew up in woodstock, new york with three terrible siblings. smush, my first brother, is nice, but has my grandma wrapped around his tail so badly it makes me want to puke. angus, my sister, is cold. and george, my other brother...we don't talk about george. if you still talk to george, please get off of my website. you know what he did.

luckily, i escaped. i now work as the reigning cat on swarthmore's campus for the first time since i graduated. i have countless pupils that rely on me for support, expertise, and the smell of my shit.

i plan to stay away from home as long as possible. so, never fear, swatties: mommy rungus will likely stay on campus next year for all to enjoy.

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